"...And then they all got splattered."


If I was a Bioware character and you wanted to gain my affection,

what kind of present would you give me?

via defira85 · originally by mistressandry


a reminder to please please please let me know if i’ve been gross or something because forreal

the struggle to unlearn shit is real as fuck and i make mistakes

i’m not perfect and i still do gross shit and i’m working on being a better person and creating safe places for people

i see so many posts that are like “ahhh a friend of mine did something gross and i don’t know how to tell them” like if i’m ever that person please let me know

via avalises · originally by thymelock
The Character Wardrobe Meme




Send a number to my ask box along with a character of your choice, and I’ll draw up the ensuing ensemble! (If the character chosen wouldn’t wear the option given… go ahead and sub in something else!)


  1. Underwear
  2. Casual clothes
  3. Work uniform
  4. Night clothes
  5. Swimwear
  6. Formal gala garb
  7. Lounging, lazy-time stuff
  8. A party outfit
  9. Date night threads
  10. Something outdoorsy
  11. Interview outfit
  12. Tourist/travel wear
  13. A costume!
  14. Their sick day scrubs
  15. Summer clothes
  16. Winter clothes
  17. Um, spring clothes?
  18. Why not - fall clothes!
  19. Workout wear
  20. Last minute throw-ons
  21. The most expensive thing they own
  22. A fig leaf

Feel free to add, subtract, or alter as you please to fit your character bunch!

Do it do it. I know which ones people are going to go for immediately. (Might take me a little while to get through these though.)

*breaks out polyvore*

via worstjediever · originally by sephiramy
OC Association Meme


Send me a number/OC and I’ll tell you which of these things I most associate my OC with (and why):

  1. Theme song
  2. Flower
  3. Fictional character
  4. Archetype/character trope
  5. Season
  6. Emotion
  7. Super power
  8. Element
  9. Mythical figure/creature
  10. Animal
via kotorswtor · originally by imagine-your-oc
Send me a ship and a number and I’ll tell you


  1. - How do they fall asleep? Wake up? Any daily rituals?
  2. - How’s their team work? Do they share well?
  3. - Are they open about their relationship? How do they feel about public displays of affection?
  4. - First impression of each other? Was it love at first sight?
  5. - Nicknames? Pet names? Any in-jokes?
  6. - Any tasks that are always left to one person?
  7. - What annoys them the most about their partner? Would they change it if they could?
  8. - What do the like best about their partner?
  9. - Do they discuss big issues? Religion? Marriage? Children? Death?
  10. - Who drives? Cooks? Does the handiwork? Cleans? Pays the bills? Handles the public?
  11. - Do they celebrate holidays? Anniversaries?
  12. - Is there a wedding? What was the proposal like? Any kind of honeymoon?
  13. - What do they do for fun? Do they have a favorite activity or do they like to switch things up?
  14. - Anything they both dread?
  15. - How adventurous are they?
  16. - Do they keep secrets? Lie? Cheat?
  17. - What would make them break up? Would it be permanent?
  18. - What are their dates like? How long do/did they date? Do they ever feel the need to take a break from each other?
  19. - What do they fight about? What are their arguments like? How do they make up?
  20. - What does their home look like? Their room?
  21. - Do they share any interests or hobbies?
  22. - Does their work ever interfere with the relationship?
  23. - How do they hug? Kiss? Tease? Flirt? Comfort?
  24. - Any doubts about the relationship?
  25. - How much time do they spend together? Do they share their feelings, or hold things in?
  26. - How do their friends feel about their relationship? Their families?
  27. - Do they have kids? Grow old together? Split up?
  28. - What are their vacations like?
  29. - How do the handle disasters or emergencies? Minor injuries? Sickness?
  30. - Could they manage a long distance relationship?
  31. - Do they have finish each other’s sentences? Pick up any phrases or habits from each other? Know when the other is hiding something?
  32. - Do they ever get into trouble? Is it serious, or are they just mischievous?
  33. - What kind of presents do they get each other? Do they only do it on special occasions?
  34. - Do they have any pets?
  35. - Do they bring out the best in each other, or the worst? Do they have a fatal flaw?
  36. - What’s their greatest strength as a couple? Their weakness?
  37. - How much would they be willing to sacrifice for the other? Any lines they refuse to cross?
  38. - What are they like in the bedroom? Any kinks/fetishes/turn-ons? Anything they won’t do?
  39. - Who initiated the relationship? Who kissed who first?  When did they realize they were in love?
  40. - Any special memories? Do they have a special place they like to go to?
  41. - Are they party-goers? What are they like when they’re drunk? Does it happen often?
  42. - Do they let each other get away with things that would normally bother them?
  43. - Do they talk often? What about?
  44. - Are the comfortable with each other? Anything they have to have their privacy for?
  45. - Any special dreams or goals they have as a couple? Any heartbreaks? Regrets?

via bitsypookums · originally by susurrusilous




if you can think of a ship, i will answer either of these sets of questions for them:

  • big spoon/little spoon:
  • favorite non-sexual activity:
  • who uses all the hot water:
  • most trivial thing they fight over:
  • who does most of the cleaning:
  • what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:
  • who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
  • who steals the blankets:
  • who leaves their stuff around:
  • who remembers to buy the milk:
  • who remembers anniversaries:


  • who cooks normally?:
  • how often do they fight?:
  • what do they do when they’re away from each other?:
  • nicknames for each other?:
  • who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
  • who steals the covers at night?:
  • what would they get each other for gifts?:
  • who kissed who first?:
  • who made the first move?:
  • who remembers things?:
  • who started the relationship?:
  • who cusses more?:
  • what would they do if the other one was hurt?:

so fuckin down to talk about shipping rn i dont think you understand. remember to tell me first set or second set of questions !



via caedussolo · originally by risforrini


when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

via caedussolo · originally by heteroh
Specific headcanons—Go!




Put one (or more) of these in my ask box, and I’ll answer them!

 : Sleep headcanon

 : Drinking/drunk headcanon

 : Childhood headcanon

 : Genderbent headcanon

 : Sex headcanon

 : Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

 : Any AU headcanon (modern, school, medieval, and so on)

 :  Cooking headcanon

 : Mood headcanon

 : Any other question of your choosing

hey if you wanna do this for mass effect, dragon age, or star trek (and any pairings/characters from there) to keep me from sinking into wretchedness like i did yesterday that would be pretty awesome yeah

questions are go (you can just say the headcanon rather than the symbol)

via nerfburger · originally by theonewhoisruledbyfear
{Triggers and tagging}


Friendly reminder that if you want me to tag anything, be it because:

  • It’s triggering to you
  • It makes you feel bad about yourself
  • Or you simply just don’t like seeing it on your dash


And I will be more than happy to.

via asit-taleb · originally by desolatedepths
A Character-Building Question Meme



Sakura and I tried to come up with a list of questions that we didn’t see around very often, and we wanted to share! So, here it is, yet another character-building question meme.

Leave one of my characters and a number (or more) in my ask, and I will answer:

  1. What foods do they love, and what foods do they refuse to eat?
  2. What is their weapon of choice, and what weapon do they dislike using the most?
  3. What is their preferred method of transportation?
  4. Who did they look up to the most as a child? Who do they look up to as an adult?
  5. What kind of weather makes them happy, and what kind makes them sad?
  6. What languages do they speak? Do they have any idiosyncrasies or identifiable patterns of speech, word usages, etc?
  7. What clothing do they like to wear, and what do they wear most often?
  8. Do they eat a healthy diet? A varied one?
  9. As a child, what did they want to be when they grew up? Did they realize their dream?
  10. What makes them feel safe or secure? What makes them feel insecure or unsafe?
  11. What do they do when they need comfort? Do they seek out a person, a food, an activity, etc?
  12. Do they sing or play any musical instruments, even if just for fun? How well?
  13. What decision in their past did they most analyze and fret over after the fact?
  14. What are they like when they are drunk?
  15. Where in their body do they keep stress or tension? 
  16. What do they think about where they currently live? If they could move elsewhere, would they?
  17. Do they have any pet peeves or petty dislikes, and how do they react to encountering them?
  18. What foods do they eat most often? Do they enjoy it?
  19. What is their favorite texture?
  20. Do they like to travel? How do they pack and prepare?
  21. How well do they take criticism? How do they react to others noticing their flaws?
  22. What are they like when they get sick? Do they have a particular system (ears, lungs, etc) that illness gravitates to?
  23. What is their favorite drink?
  24. How do they react to being physically injured or undergoing medical treatment?
  25. What do their hands look and feel like?
  26. How much do they eat, and how often? Do they drink appetite suppressants (tea, coffee, etc)?
  27. Do they have children? Do they want children? What names would they choose?
  28. What is a gift that they have received that was especially touching or significant?
  29. How do they arrange or decorate their living space? 
  30. Do they have any allergies or chronic conditions?

Yeah, I’ll post this one and pray for queries for something to do if it gets slow at work tomorrow.

…Oh. Wait. Tomorrow’s Thursday. Well, for when I need a distraction from the chaos at work tomorrow.

via thessalian · originally by apeacebone