"...And then they all got splattered."

kaidaned:

gents of mass effectthane krios (2/?)

via entertainmentduelist · originally by kaidaned
Codename: Archangel. All-around Turian bad boy and dispenser of justice in an unjust galaxy.
via keptonice · originally by shenzi123
ME3 - Trash Talk

"Have to go with Vega on this one."

James beamed as the assembled biotics expressed severe disappointment in their commander. “Aw. Thanks, Shepard.”

She shrugged. “Hard to side with biotics when there’s an example of physical excellence in the room.”

He posed triumphantly with a smug smile. Jacob frowned at Shepard. “First questionable decision I’ve seen you make. Ever.”

"Wasn’t talking about Vega."

James deflated instantly, a shocked grin on his face as the crew began laughing. Shepard smirked, folding her arms. “Any of you run ten K with full kit and still make a thousand-meter killshot? Didn’t think so.”

"That a challenge, Lola?" James asked, a dangerous glint in his eyes.

"Definitely sounded like one," Jacob mused.

"Just fact. Both have your skills, but," she nodded to Jacob, "you’re not N7," and she flashed a smirk at James, "and I’ve already kicked your ass."

A soft gasp traveled through their audience as Jacob stared at James. “Wait, you actually fought Shepard? On purpose?”

"Just sparring. Didn’t want to damage the commander."

Shepard raised a brow. Miranda chuckled. “You might want to rethink that, Lieutenant.”

"Challenge accepted," the commander announced.

James jumped. “Wait, what? Oh no, that was not a challenge.”

"Are you afraid?" Miranda asked.

He gaped at her, then motioned to Shepard. “Who in this galaxy isn’t afraid of Commander Shepard? At least a little bit?”

"Are some," Shepard pointed out. "Mostly dead."

"Point proven."

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forgivetheinsubordination:

:: PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILES ::

forgivetheinsubordination:

:: PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILES ::

via keptonice · originally by forgivetheinsubordination
laur-rants:

Sometimes you need a drink. Or ten.

laur-rants:

Sometimes you need a drink. Or ten.

via moony92 · originally by laur-rants
Favorite pre-service history for Shepard?

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Earthborn, Colonist

  • Everyone on the Normandy: Wow Thane is so sexy and dangerous be careful he'll kill u wow danger man bad boy 4 lyfe
  • Thane: Will you hold my hand??
via bootyshortsjesus · originally by kepral

indecentinkling2:

So i saw this post

http://shreksforthememories.tumblr.com/post/77321224289/its-weird-playing-mass-effect-3-because-you-come

via moony92 · originally by indecentinkling2
"Avoid being seen and take out the mercenaries with the suppressor pistol so they don’t call for backup!"

queensimia:

mrsalenko:

bioticbootyshaker:

covenmouse:

breadedsinner:

Infiltrator Shepard:

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Sentinel Shepard:

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Vanguard Shepard:

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Engineer Shepard:

*loads drone and turret

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Soldier Shepard:

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Adept Shepard:

yeah that sounds about right

via canticleofisabela · originally by breadedsinner
via electricpastry · originally by wrexticles