"...And then they all got splattered."

Garrus Vakarian appreciation

via queenmorinth · originally by shenzi123

owligator:

kikiyuyu:

I like to imagine Shepard won’t let him on the ship like that so she makes him stand outside while she hoses him down

omg tho

via batferret · originally by mcjoni15
via electricpastry · originally by corrag
orisoni:

He’s probably creeping around Shepard’s apartment on the Citadel.Weirdo. 

orisoni:

He’s probably creeping around Shepard’s apartment on the Citadel.
Weirdo. 

via littleliontyrionlannister · originally by orisoni
daffydthomas:

~♥ follow for more soft pastel dead thane ♥~

daffydthomas:

~♥ follow for more soft pastel dead thane ~

via moony92 · originally by daffydthomas
posted 5 days ago with 73 notes

volpestarks:

spectre or N7?

N7 is the vocational code in the Systems Alliance military. The “N” designates special forces and the “7” refers to the highest level of proficiency. It applies to marines who have graduated from the Interplanetary Combatives Training (ICT) program. Initially, candidates train for more than 20 hours per day, leading small combat teams through hostile terrain with little sleep or food. Trainees who do well are rewarded an internal designation of N1 and are invited to return. Subsequent courses - N2 through N6 - are often held off-planet and include instruction in zero-G combat, military free-fall (parachuting), jetpack flight, combat diving, combat instruction, linguistics, and frontline trauma care for human and alien biology. The highest grade of training, N6, provides actual combat experience in combat zones throughout the galaxy. If the trainee survives these scenarios in “admirable and effective fashion”, he or she finally receives the coveted N7 designation. N7 is the only ICT designation that may be worn on field or dress uniforms.

Garrus and his gun envy.

via urdnot-mordin · originally by edenprimes

spicyshimmy:

commander shepard’s birthday will be today in 140 years so congrats on the life you will soon have! to your future, commander! to your untimely and tragic death! to your confusing and morally questionable resurrection! to your death again possibly we’re not really sure! commander shepard boy are you in for some weird shit wowee

via queenmorinth · originally by spicyshimmy

kaiidth:

favorite mass effect relationships » Female Shepard & Ashley friendship

"Is it time to test the fire alarm? You know, I think it is."
"I’ll pay you a million credits not to do that, ma’am."
"Two million, and we have a deal."
"You’re a damn space pirate."
"I could order Joker to sing to you over the comm."
"I hate you."
“‘I hate you…?’”
"Ma’am."
"As you were, Williams."
via electricpastry · originally by kaiidth

lemonadesstand:

via electricpastry · originally by kepral