people talking like “doge”
you have a mother fucking god damned brain in your head, use it, you sound like an uneducated little fuck who should go back to grade 1 jesus fucking christ
HOW TO READ A BOOK
this is how I’m sitting now:
I’m an excellent drawer
This is so true
Exercise is for non book readers
IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD OMG THIS IS GR8
OH MY GOD. I’M CRYING. BHSDBVKjxnVUFBHVJ
NO OKAY THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST ACCURATE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.
When I was in high school I actually had the most perfect book reading chair ever. These days I usually read my kindle standing up while I attempt to rock a child to sleep with my free hand and I turn pages with my nose.
OMG YES PERFECT
The accuracy, it burns
i have also tried propping the book on my boobs
this is slightly more comfortable than it sounds
So … Biotic Charge + Nova = EVERYBODY DIES.
Good to know.
Seriously, Mars went by in a rush of “whooooshBOOOOOOOOM*
Also, fun fact: let Liara throw a Singularity and then Biotic Charge + Nova someone in the middle of that whole mess, the Singularity explodes too, for great damage and Cerberus-mook-killing. Can’t wait to see how it works on husks.
So … yeah. That happened. For great kerboom. The bit en route to Mars, I don’t think my squad fired so much as a shot. It was like:
Vega: They’re executing p—
Shep: *whoooooshBOOM* *PUNCH* *whooshBOOM*
Cerberus: *so very, very deeeeeeeead*
Kaidan: …………She … didn’t do that on Eden Prime.
Vega: …Damn. I know they call you all freaks, but biotics are AWESOME.
Shep: Guys? Dust storm? Cerberus? Impending Reaper landings? Moving now?
Vega: Nice rack, nice ass, deadly as hell … why am I not hitting that again?
Kaidan: Afraid she’d hit back?
Vega: That might be kind of fun.
Kaidan: Or that I would?
Vega: Oh … you still … but you just … didn’t you just, like, get through calling her a machine?
Kaidan: …Shut up.
Vega: Yeah, whatever. I’m gonna flirt with her like crazy, so you know.
Kaidan: And if she takes you up on it…?
Vega: I’ll probably think on how it’d be to have two crazy-powerful biotics pissed at me. Then have a major rethink, stammer like a boy caught with his hand in the cookie jar and it’ll be really awkward. Then we’ll never mention it again.
Kaidan: …Welcome to Team Too Cute To Live.
Shep: GALAXY NOT GETTING SAVED HERE! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?
Vega: ……………Hair care tips?
Shep: You guys are such dorks.
Hey, gang, you know those Shindan things?
I enjoy goofing off there.
But I had to share this one.
"rprambles is the pet-human of the Daleks"
- aRE YOU OKAY, THANE? GARRUS?
- DO YOU NEED HELP??? A GETH DOCTOR??
- ARE YOU PRAISING THE LEG GOD OF GETHS?
- sILLY VANGUARD, GET UP… I DON’T KNOW HOW I’M SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH THIS.
- IS YOUR BODY READY???
- He’s ready for his solo in the musical.
- I can’t help but feel this isn’t how geths.
- bONUS PICTURE OF HOW PRETTY I LOOK IN WIGS AND TOPHATS. EEEEEHEHEHEHE.